Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What do fish do at parades?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

Why are cause and effect so close?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?