Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?