How do frogs get to work?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What sport is full of interior designers?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why was the spider so smart?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?