Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why did spring break up with winter?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What is an insect's favorite game?