My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

How did the tree get lost?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?