Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
A pod-iatrist.
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What nationality are most fish?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
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