Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
A pod-iatrist.
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why are skeletons so calm?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
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