When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why is furniture so generous?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Who are Frosty's parents?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?