Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Why do all the planets get along?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Which president loved to take baths?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

How does a witch play loud music?