Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What animal loves Indian food?

Did you take the patient's temperature?