What did the paper say to the pencil?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?