What do sheep say when they're in love?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Why was the bud so shy?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?