What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What tree has the most bark?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What sports are both plant-based?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?