What do sheep say when they're in love?
I love ewe.
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
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