What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

Where do cows go for lunch?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?