Why are skeletons so calm?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why do mice need oiling?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What do you call a silly hill?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?