What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What do jokesters study in college?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Which president loved to take baths?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?