Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What's the politest month?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?