Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
He was bone-tired!
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why was the bee sad?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
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