Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Which president loved to take baths?

Which singer could always break a five?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Where do chips wear socks?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?