What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why do bees gossip?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Which singer could always break a five?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Where do hamsters come from?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?