What do you call a magical reptile?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What building always gets stains on it?

Which former US President was always cold?

How are teens like cats?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?