Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What do sheep say when they're in love?