What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What animal styles their hair every day?

Which dogs love to study science?