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What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

What do trees wear to the lake?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?