What animals love to close envelopes?
Seals.
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why was the bud so shy?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Where do stars go to college?
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