What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?