What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

How does dinner smell?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?