What bird is always sad?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

How did the tree get lost?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Someone stole all my lamps.