What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Round robins.
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
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