Why did the cat run away from the tree?
It was afraid of the bark.
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
Where is the coldest place to work?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
How do you organize a space party?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
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