What game does a rabbit always win?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What do horses say to greet each other?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

How do you make a bandstand?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What's the richest basketball team?