What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What insect runs away from everything?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What words make the best athletes?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?