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He didn't get to pick it!
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What dog never pays attention in class?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
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What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
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