Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
He didn't get to pick it!
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
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