Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
He didn't get to pick it!
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
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