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How is life like toilet paper?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Where do actors go to pray?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What do you call a retired cowboy?