Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What's a forklift?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
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