What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

People are so hard on car mechanics.