Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What do jokesters study in college?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
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