Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
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What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why do cows go to New York?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why did the goal post get angry?
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