Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

Why do cows make great bakers?