Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What is a cow's dream job?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What are baby potatoes called?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Why are winter days great?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?