Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What is a mom's favorite game?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.