What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What do you call two birds in love?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?