Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
In the piano!
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Where do books sleep?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
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