What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What part of a fish is the most musical?