Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
In the piano!
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
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What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
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