What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why is a computer so smart?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Where do books sleep?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What animal loves Indian food?

Why do cows like being told jokes?