Why did the turkey join the band?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What day do hands always go to church?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Where do cows go on vacation?