Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?