What did the mother rope say to her child?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

Why did the baby cookie cry?