What do you eat on July 5th?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Where was Noah born?