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Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

How does the sun listen to music?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What does the sun drink out of?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?