What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
A halloweenie.
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What's the richest basketball team?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What kind of bird can write?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
How do frogs get to work?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Where do chips wear socks?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
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