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What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

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What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

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Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

How is cat food sold?

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What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What is a whale's favorite sport?