What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?