What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
A halloweenie.
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
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