What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why is winter considered holy?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What does a panda ghost say?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?