Why was the dairy grumpy?
It was sour cream.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do you call octopus twins?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do elves learn in school?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
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