Why was the dairy grumpy?
It was sour cream.
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
How did groundhogs get their name?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
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