What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What is a cow's dream job?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

How does a polar bear build a house?