Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What animal knows kung fu?