What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What animal makes the best lunches?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
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