What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do you say to a really good barista?
How do you get kids to do something?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
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