Why was the artichoke so generous?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What sound does a witch's car make?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?