What is the opposite of coffee?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What siblings are always sad?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?