What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
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