What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
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