What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
What is the loneliest cheese?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why can't Cinderella⢠play soccer?
Where do ants go to eat?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
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