What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
What sweet treat never panics?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Which is the worst season?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
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