What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Cat's Cradle!
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What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
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