What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Cat's Cradle!
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What are you studying in math?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
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