What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Cat's Cradle!
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Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
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