How do you spot a modern spider?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

How do you make antifreeze?