Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What do you call a small mom?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?