What car can't keep a secret?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Where do chips wear socks?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?