Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why was the broom late for school?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What do you call a pig thief?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What do nosey peppers do?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why was the bud so shy?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?