What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

When should you start writing a book?

I broke my finger!

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Are baby skunks cute?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

When do astronauts eat?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What is the biggest ant in the world?