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What might you call waking up in the morning?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?