How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?