What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A Minnie van.
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
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