What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
A clown fish.
When do cows get tired?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
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