Why did the cat run away from the tree?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Who invented fractions?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What's the holiest insect?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Why do trees have so many friends?