What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Where do cows go for lunch?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What do fairies always drink?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

Why are books always so angry?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?