What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?