Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
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What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
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Why is laughter the best medicine?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
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What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
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