Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Which state is the cleanest?
Which computer won the talent show?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
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