Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
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Why is the piano so hard to open?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why do bees buzz?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
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