How do you cut the ocean in two?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

Why are trees always so positive?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?