Where does a camper keep his money?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

This candy bar is a real home run.

I broke my finger!