Where does a camper keep his money?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What's the noisiest food?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What do math teachers eat?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?