What did the confused bee say?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What's the laziest vegetable?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What part of a football field is never the same?