What's a duck's favorite TV show?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What do you call two birds in love?