What part of a football field is never the same?
The changing rooms.
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Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What condiment has wings?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What did the bee say to the flower?
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