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What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What car does Yoda® drive?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do you call two birds in love?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What's a cat's favorite board game?