Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Why do rhinos charge?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?