What's a cat's favorite snack?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What do minions always put in their salads?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Why are goats so funny?