Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What time of day was Adam created?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What bird helps you stay dry?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?