What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What kind of music do planets like?