What did the paper say to the pencil?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?