What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
A bullfrog.
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What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
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