Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

The museum curator needed a break.

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?