Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What car always breaks the rules?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?