Why was the math book sad?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What insect runs away from everything?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why are grandkids so great?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?