Why did the cloud date the fog?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Why is money so stubborn?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?