Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Where do actors go to pray?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

How do automobiles fly?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?