What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What was the first animal in space?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What car can't keep a secret?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?