Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Why do cubes make great referees?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What farm animal is best at karate?

How can you farm during the winter?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?