What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What do you call an arctic cow?

What do cows like to dance to?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?