Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What birds make average students?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?