What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why do cats love to work?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?