What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What did March say to the madness?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?