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Why do porcupines always win the game?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What is an insect's favorite game?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

How do you grill cheese?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What do fairies always drink?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?