What is the emptiest holiday?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Why are goats so funny?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

What do you call a short cow?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?