What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

How do you wash a lamb?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What's a henway?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?