What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

Why are baseball games at night?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

What's E.T. short for?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?