What is the emptiest holiday?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.