What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
A mara-thorn.
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What table can you never sit at?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
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