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Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why are cowboys always religious?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What car is the perfect size for mice?