What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
A mara-thorn.
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Where do actors go to pray?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
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