Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why are cause and effect so close?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What do stars celebrate in December?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?