What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
A mara-thorn.
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
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