What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers.
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you call an angry monkey?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
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