What did the salad say to its dad?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

How are teens like cats?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Where does laundry go to college?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?