What is CO2's favorite pasta?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Why was the cow afraid?

How was the wedding?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What's the richest basketball team?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?