What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?