Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What's a priest's favorite food?

How does a squid go into battle?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What kind of music do planets like?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Where do pigs learn magic?