What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Why did the echo get detention?

Why was the bee sad?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Where does water do all its banking?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?