Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Are baby skunks cute?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

How does a barber get to work?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?