Why are elephants so wrinkled?

How do frogs get to work?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

I'm not a bad putter.

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

Why do math teachers love March?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?