How do bees get to school?
They take the school buzz.
What car always breaks the rules?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why was the broom late for school?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
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