What animal could Noah not trust?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What do insects learn at school?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?