How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What food is a man's best friend?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?