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Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

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Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?