Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What part of a football field is never the same?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Which president loved to take baths?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What's the laziest vegetable?