Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What do little fish love to play with?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

Why did the student eat their homework?