Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

How do amoebas make calls?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Where do actors go to pray?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?