When do flowers get their workout in?

It's allergy season again?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

How do birds threaten one another?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Which cats love to be petted?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?