Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?