What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What do cows like to dance to?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Where do surfers go to school?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Which president loved to take baths?