Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What birds make average students?

What event do spiders love to attend?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

What do you call a happy cowboy?