What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?