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How do you cut the ocean in two?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

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Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

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What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?