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I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What day is your mom always right?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

When should you start writing a book?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

How do you know bees have allergies?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?