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My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Where do German dogs sleep?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?